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Friday, May 10, 2019

تولدم مبارک

امروز تولدمه
تولدم مبارک
از خانواده و دوستانم سپاسگزارم
جشن تولد خوبی بود

M.T



شب بعد:  از من می پرسند چرا داستانت رو کامل نکردی؟ خب این دلیلش. هرچی می نویسم بر ضدم استفاده میشه. وقتی هفته قبل نوشتم یا امام رضا استقلال ببره، همه‌ گفتن چون نوشتی پدیده میبره و برد. من خون گریه کردم اونقدر ناراحت بودم که پوستر بارسلونا رو پاره پاره کردم. دیشب این تصویر گوگلي رو گذاشتم گفتن چون چشماش رنگ تیم پدیده‌اس، سپاهان بازی رو نمیبره و استقلال هم نمیبره. همینطور هم شد. فقط میدونم این عدالت نیست و امیدوارم یک روزی عدالت برقرار بشه. یکی از دوستام تو دبیرستان میگفت حاضرم هر جای دیگری غیر ایران زندگی کنم حتی جنگلهای آمازون و بورکینافاسو می گفتیم دیوونه‌ای! حالا میفهمم تنها عاقل کلاسمون خودش بوده. باید فوتبال رو به کل فراموش کنم و فقط به فرار فکر کنم . دیوونه شدم؟ شاید؟ میدونم از تمام کلماتی که الآن نوشتم بر ضدم استفاده میشه ولی نمیتونم لال بشم❤ 

Monday, February 4, 2019

رونالدو الهام‌بخش بچه‌های دنیا

سلامی دوباره. جمعه قطر با غلبه بر ژاپن، برای اولین بار قهرمان جام ملت‌های آسیا ۲۰۱۹ امارات شد. امیر قطر سنگ تمام گذاشت و بازیکنان تیم ملی قطر را با هدایایی ویژه غافلگیرکرد. معز علی با نه گل بهترین گلزن این دوره از رقابت‌ها شد. بعد از اتمام رقابت‌های آسیایی دوباره توجهات به سمت لیگهای داخلی معطوف شد. شاید این هفته مسابقات آن‌طور که دوست داشتم پیش نرفت؛


این‌قدر دوست داشتم این هفته یونتوس بازی را ببرد، خب تولد رونالدو بود. تولدش مبارک! کریستیانو رونالدو در این مسابقه فوق‌ستاره بودن خودش را به رخ جهانیان کشید و دو گل فوق‌العاده را وارد دروازه حریف کرد و یونتوس را  به کسب سه امتیاز امیدوار کرد، اما شب شب بانوی‌ پیر نبود و آنها در این مصاف نفس‌گیر با پارما سه بر سه مساوی کردند. بارسلونا هم در شب درخشش مسی با والنسیا مساوی کرد. شاید دوستان رونالدو در رئال مادرید تولدش را از یاد نبرده بودند، کریم بنزما یکی از سه گل رئال را به ثمر رساند. 

میلان و رم مساوی کردند، اما قبل از این مسابقه اینتر در کمال ناباوری به بولونیا نتیجه را واگذار کرد. شاید بدبین‌ترین هوادار هم چنین نتیجه‌ای را پیش‌بینی نمی‌کرد. من که از شکست آرسنال ناراحت بودم با گلی که وارد دروازه اینتر شد مبهوت شدم و تا دقیقه‌ نود و پنج  در کمال نا‌امیدی به گل تساوی اینتر امیدوار بودم:) این که گفتم در کمال ناامیدی برمی‌گردد به سالهای زیستن با این تیم. رو‌ح‌الله حین مسابقه می‌گفت:  دوازده ساله که این تیم طرفدار پیدا کرده است. فکر کردم دوازده سال؟ شناخت خودم از این تیم برمی‌گردد به دوران درخشش یورگن کلینزمن. البته آن موقع مسابقات سری‌آ را تماشا نمی‌کردم، اما طرفدار تیمی بودم که یورگن کلینزمن برایش بازی می‌کرد. 
و در دوران کریستین ویری و رونالدو  بود که تمام مسابقات اینتر را تماشا می‌کردم. برای همین می‌گویم وقتایی پیش میاد که این تیم رو یه مدار سینوسی حرکت می‌کند، در اوجه و پشت سر هم می‌برد بعد با یکی دو باخت کوچولو ناامیدت می‌کند و دوباره می‌رود تو مسیر سربالایی. در هر حال این جور مواقع فقط با خودم می‌گم اینتره دیگه چه می‌شه کرد؟ ولی در همون مواقع به برگشتش به اوج امیدوارم. یه جورایی یه ذره شبیه استقلاله. البته استقلال صد برابر بهتر از همه‌ی تیم‌های دنیاست، راستی این هفته تولد مهدی رحمتی دروازه‌بان استقلال بود. تولدش مبارک!


این‌قدر دوست داشتم این هفته پاریسن‌ژرمن ببرد؛ خب، تولد نیمار بود. جالبه پی‌اس‌جی که به هیچ مهاجم حریفی بله نمی‌گوید، دیشب در غیاب نیمار بازی را به لیون واگذار کرد. شاید این غافلگیری هدیه‌ تولد نیمار بود:) تولدش مبارک!

چقدر تولد داشتیم این هفته! دیگران که تولدشان نبود، نتایج خوبی گرفتند: تاتنهام، چلسی، سیتی و یونایتد بردند.



حالا دیگر از خبرنگار هواشناسی یه ذره چرخیدم به خبرنگار فوتبالی. راستی این هفته برف آمد، یک چند ساعتی و فرداش اثری از برف نبود. شاید به این دلیل ذوق و شوقی برای هواشناسی ندارم، فوتبال هفت روز هفته میاد و می‌رود، برف حتی زمستان‌ها نمیاد و نمی‌شینه. اما به قول دوستی هنوز برف آدم را غافلگیر می‌کند درست مثل تولدها. راستی تولدتون مبارک!




Wednesday, December 5, 2018

Tuesday, August 21, 2018

Saturday, April 14, 2018

Wednesday, April 4, 2018

Saturday, November 25, 2017

Thursday, November 9, 2017

بدو دنبال رویایت


باید اربعین حسینی را تسلیت گویم، یا تولد داداشی دوست‌داشتنی را تبریک؟ شاید هم هر دو را باهم.. تسلیت یا تبریک؟ تبریک یا تسلیت؟ تسلیت یا تبریک؟ تبریک زیباتره؛ آفتاب دیگر رفته، چه بهتر که تردید را کنار بگذارم و از آخرین ساعت‌های روز فراموش‌نشدنی هجده آبان برای تبریک تولدت بهره جویم.
امیرحسین جان تولدت مبارک!
 

Sunday, June 25, 2017

Tuesday, April 4, 2017

Monday, December 5, 2016

It all startes with self-driving cars


      

     Run Away 

Uncle Sergey let out a long sigh, "Oh, nothing going right for me today, I see him everywhere."
Rocky cried, "You've proved yourself to be a neglectful, easy-going spouse. You feel very protective toward Gloria? then why she was hit by a meteor? why she was alone in the hospital and felt lonely?" Uncle Sergey took a step backward and said, "Sorry, let me explain."
Rocky took a step forward ready to attack, "Don't move a muscle, Mr Glass!"

Sergey looked around to find a hiding place; as he despaired of finding one he started to run. Rocky followed him. Five minutes later they were still turning around the stage amid thunderous applause, and the singer continued singing, as if nothing had happened.



Rocky Times
 Eventually, Rocky was close enough to touch Sergey's arm, but luckily or unluckily he tripped over the kamancheh and fell on Larry's birthday cake. Sergey laughed at him, It was time to slip away.

Rocky, wiping the icing off his frosted face, muttered under his breath, "Why do you leave toys on the floor where someone could trip and fall?" Uncle Larry kept playing guitar at lighting show, as if he had been walking on air.

Rocky glanced around the hall, he saw Sergey nowhere. When he was beginning to despair Mino called to him, "Come here, I can see Uncle Sergey, he's moving under the seats." As Rocky jumped off the stage, the lights went out and the hall was plunged into darkness. All the little girls started screaming together.

So soon someone turned on the lights, and Rocky could see Sergey through the crowd. Gloria cried, "He isn't Sergey, it's a robot!" Pityingly, Rocky ignored her and bounded madly toward Sergey in trendy clothes.
After a ten-minutes chase, Sergey still was brimful of energy. He struggled to get away from Rocky, so he rushed for the stage. Rocky also chased him.

Back on stage, unfriendly Sergey said to Larry, "I'm sorry to interrupt you, but you have to stop singing immediately! the craft will fly in few minutes. Why don't you take a seat?" so Uncle Larry had to leave the stage.

As both of the fanatical supporters were on the stage. Rocky said grinning, "Sorry, but you can't run away, Mr. Glass!" Sergey stood right in the center of the stage and said smirking, "Practice makes perfect, why don't you go driving this night? you can borrow your sister's car." Rocky glowered at him, "You tempt me to crash your luxury auto into wall." "Look out, Rocky!" Gloria warned him over and over again, and Rocky continued to ignore what she said.
 

Sergey giggled, "My car? you don't even dare touch me." Rocky's eyes got full of fire, he took a step toward him. Now Sergey was near at hand him. Poor Gloria pleaded, "No no, Rocky. Come back here." "Come on, come here this instant!" Mino, Parmis and Armis shouted as they ran to the stage. Gloria couldn't stand idly by so she joined them. Uncle Larry looked completely puzzled.

In face, there was a hatchway in the floor, Poor Rocky did not know this. When the door burst open Rocky with that humanoid robot tumbled down and disappeared from view. Just as the hatchway was closed, Uncle Sergey turned up on the stage and said ruefully, "I'm really sorry Rocky can't come with us. Don't worry about Rocky, he's OK. Now, fasten your seat belts please, the craft is ready for take-off. Hope you enjoy the flight!" he turned to Gloria and the girls and ordered them to went back to their seats, they did not accept and remained over there.
 

A few minutes later, the Emerald castle transformed into a spacecraft like magic, then took off the islet.
Uncle Larry asked, "Is it set on automatic pilot?"
Uncle Sergey shook his head, "No, Eric pilots the aircraft."
Uncle Larry turned pale, "Eric? you must be joking, you need great skill to fly a plane!"

Uncle Sergey, "Don't worry, GD helps him. Plus, Eric is a really expert--" he had to leave his sentence unfinished as the spacecraft tiled to one side, four of protesters softly fell to the floor and the spacecraft began to descend so suddenly. Pilot Eric manged to get the craft airborne, he made good finally.

When it was airborne again, Gloria said to Sergey with tears in her eyes, "We can't leave Rocky behind." Parmis nodded, "Yeah, this islet is uninhabited. Have a heart, Uncle Sergey!" Armis cried, "That's unfair, I hate you. Rocky is like our brother." Mino said, "Don't worry, I call a copter for him!"

They could see Rocky from the spacecraft. First he made an attempt to break the record for the high jump. After he failed he beat Glassy broken-down, then yelled, "You're fired, Mr. Glass. I'll find you as soon as possible and teach you a historic lesson."

Gloria hated seeing disappointed brother. She sighed deeply, "We gave him warning of the robot, but he ignored all of them.Why my little brother is so thoughtless? why?" She flung herself to the floor and started to sob uncontrollably. Uncle Sergey tired to pacified her. Gloria shouted at him, "Why Sergey, why? Rocky is my little brother, how could you be so stupid?" and ran away.

Sergey turned to Larry, "I'm really Sorry, Larry. I lost my temper because of tiredness. Last night
I hardly slept a wink last night, because I had to look after Gloria, see, I like Rocky, but I couldn't bear him hovering around me."
Uncle Larry shook his head sadly, "Rocky is your brother-in-law, try and be friendlier to him."
 --, "I'll try. He's got emotional problem--Mr. Stone, his trainer is aboard, and his father is sick, and driving test... well, how do you usually get to work?"
Uncle Larry, "Why?"
--,"I want to come with you. I work for Google until Rocky would pass his driving test. Next, I hit the road. I must water the flowers."
--, "Flowers?"
--, "Well, we're growing flowers in the moon, we intend to build a large greenhouse over there."
--, "But plants need light and water, you say that the life exists on the moon!"

Uncle Sergey told him about his late research. He said Gloria has discovered a wonderful plant. It grew without air and light and only needed watering twice a year.




The spacecraft was flying at a very high speed without vibrating, as the passengers enjoyed watching the stars through the glazed roof. Uncle Larry came up to Pilot Eric and asked, "Amazing! You navigate the craft expertly, where did you learn to fly?"
Uncle Eric replied, "Google."
Uncle Larry, "Really? now, where are we flying?"
Uncle Eric, "Google."

That night Mountain View glinted in the light of the craft flying above the clouds and cast its soft glow on the town below. The streets and beach almost emptied of people and all the lines were busy because of reports of UFO sighting.

Witnesses reported: "A huge, small, quiet, noisy subject hovered over the town. There was a blue aura around it. UFO is in the form of Saturn, triangle, boomerang, double hat, football-shaped, v-shaped and so on. The aliens tried to abduct about hundred people."

 "National UFO Reporting Center" and "Alien UFO Research" looked fully confused about all these unexpected reports, "Does it make noise? you're sure?"





 Gloria is Upset

 
 Alone in shadow, Gloria was in a sulk. Sergey said ruefully, "No one is sorrier than I about what happened. I let you down, Glory," he swallowed and forced back his tears, "It is true that I'm a neglectful, easy-going husband, I'm feeling guilty about leaving you in the hospital, and also about Rocky...give me a chance to show you what I feel--"

Gloria said, weeping, "How could you be such a unfeeling man? Rocky suffered from a terrible headache."
--, "I can really sympathize with him so I had one when I was in the space."
She folded her arms and stared at Sergey, "Really? how are feeling now?"


Uncle Sergey sat next to her, "I'm feeling a lot better now. What I want to find happiness for us. Can you forgive me?"
--"Let's talk over coffee."

Uncle Sergey ran to bring two cups of coffee, and Aunt Glory stared up at the distant stars, smiling.



 
ALIEN visited Google
 
Finally, Aliens arrived in Google. The UFO landed softly and the party started promptly. Uncle Larry blew out the candles, then he was busy unwrapping his birthday presents eagerly. He started off with the biggest present which was tied with a gold silk ribbon beautifully.

"Who's this present from?" Uncle Larry asked as he untied the ribbon. The little girls looked at Parmis and giggled. Parmis glowed, "Please accept this little present, Uncle Larry."

A sweet smile came to her uncle's face. Uncle Larry quickly unwrapped the present. As the floral green wrapping paper was removed from the big package Uncle Larry exclaimed in delight, "Wow! It's highly expensive."

Parmis said, grinning, "Now your steaming coffee awaits you at home wherever you are. This smart coffee maker connects to your cell and takes your order via an android app."

Uncle Larry giggled, “Thanks a lot. I really need it.”
Sergey turned to Larry, "Can I use your cell to make a black coffee?"
Uncle Larry shook his head, "Nope."

After that, Uncle Larry took the smallest present. It was a mobile game named “Haftseen". Armis seemed so excited. Her silky dress was blue the color of her eyes and her present. "I hope you enjoy this android game. I wrote the programing cods and designed it all by myself. It's about a Haft-Seen gatherer just like you. The main character won't get home, unless he/she collects all items of Haft-seen." Armis said, pointing at the Blu-ray Disk.

Uncle Larry, “That's great! Next time I try to arrive here sooner. I wanna collect seven items as of tomorrow, until I'll be good at it." he smiled at his assistant, "I'll make my aide play this android game every day."
 
Mr. Assistant shook his head, “No No, you can't. I don’t like to set the Haft-seen table any longer.”
With a despairing look, Armis stared up at Uncle Larry when she heard Mr. Assistant's remark.

“Don't worry! he was just joking. Mister is so kind-hearted that he never leaves his boss alone. He's more than an aide, he's a close friend.” Uncle Larry said to Armis.

Uncle Sergey asked, "Can I use your cell to play "Haftseen" game?"
Uncle Larry shook his head, "Nope."



Mino's present took everyone badly by surprise. No one thought that this little girl could be so calculating. She had brought a fireproof pair of shoes as a present.  
“Luckily, I didn't have to guess your shoe size, Uncle Larry. The fireproof shoes are ideal for "Char_shanbe Suri". I put your mind at ease, your shoes won't be burnt next Char_shanbe Suri.” she said.

Uncle Larry broke out in a cold sweat when he thought back to that night he had to fight the flames. He swallowed hard and forced a smile, “ Thanks, Mino. I don't mean to hurt your feelings, but I won't jump over the fire again.”

Mino, “You must be joking! All the Islanders enjoyed Char_Shanbe Suri, the roaring fire is really interesting.”

Uncle Larry turned to Uncle Sergey, "It all started with self-driving cars. We drew a big ice-cream on the desert floor by driver less cars, then lit bonfires around it. Pity you didn't see it.“
 

Uncle Sergey giggled, “That's right, that night I was in shadow. we couldn't see your beautiful work, because we were on the other side of moon. What's your shoes story, they caught fire?”
Uncle Larry, “Yes, the fire was really huge.”

Mino, “No, it wasn't. You didn't have much faith. Abraham was thrown into the fire, but the blazing fire didn't harm him. Because he believed in the God. Now, next year when we'll hold Char_shanbe Suri festival you wonder, well, if you'll come to jump over the bonfire again?"
His lips curved into a bitter smile, “I hope not.”



Martin had decorated his present with yellow and green buttons. Just as Uncle Larry took the flag and map of Brazil out of the package Martin said loudly,  “Many happy turns, have a good trip.”
Uncle Larry’s eyes rounded, “Trip?”

Martin, “Parmis said you gonna travel to Rio de Janeiro in August."
Larry nodded, “Oh yes, Rio 2016 Olympics, thank you for your pretty present."

 



Mark had brought a luxury "scrabble game" with golden tiles, “Many happy turns, Larry.  So you founded the Alphabet Inc last summer, I thought you would like this. Enjoy!" Mark said.

Uncle Larry, “Yes, that’s right. I like alphabet, so do you. Alphabet means book for you, and Alphabet is everything for me. Thanks for your luxury present, Mark.”
 

 
Boring, Boring, Boring!
 
There were no gifts left. Tina jumped up onto the stage and said, "I guess it's my turn to surprise you." She said to Uncle Larry, "Happy birthday to you, I have a funny present for you, you have to watch it. honestly, your trip was a wonderful subject for video."  
Uncle Larry smiled, "Thanks Tina."

A big grin spread across her face as she said to Parmis, "Turn off the lights, please;  I wanna show my amazing video."


The lights were off only for forty three seconds, then the lights were on again.


Tina let out a cold shriek, "Help! Help! please turn off the lights!" 
Mino folded her arms and glared at Tina, "I'm really sorry to stop that 180-minute video, but it sends us to sleep. Look at the people sitting over there, a few peoples are asleep right now." 
Parmis, "Check the time, we have no time to watch your video."

Mahta said pleadingly, "We've not haven dinner yet, I'm awfully hungry." 
Uncle Sergey nodded, "That's right, Let's continue the party. Gloria and I have not handed our preset to Larry yet."

Tina shook her head timidly, "Sorry, why I am so thoughtless."


Uncle Sergey turned to Larry, "Congratulations on your forty-third birthday. You look younger than your age." 

Uncle Larry stared at his sunken eyes and said, "Thank you. But you have aged since I saw you last time."

 



12 years a slave- I love this movie
 
Uncle Sergey said, "So Moon's department stores accepted neither Google wallet nor American express, I couldn't buy a valuable present for you. However, I didn't come empty-handed." He jammed his hand into his jeans pocket and took out a fistful of "bolts and nuts" and said, "My present for you. Keep them for a rainy day."
Uncle Larry embraced him and said, "They're beautiful, thanks."

Uncle Sergey explained, "They belonged to Ranger 4. Gloria and I have been fully occupied disassembling Ranger 4 for months.”
Uncle Larry stared at his hallow eyes, “What? don't pull my leg.”
Uncle Sergey shook his head, ”No, I told truth,  Gloria believes that Moon isn't our garbage dump. She made me dismantle Ranger 4 and mop the Moon's dusty surface."

Gloria slapped herself in the face, "Sergey! Did you bring the mop and pail?"
Uncle Sergey shook his head timidly, "No, I only brought you."
Gloria, "Next time, bring our mop."
 
Parmis exclaimed in horror, “Oh, the Moon's surface has been littered with wreckage, we must save the Moon. When can we travel, Uncle Larry?”
Uncle Larry grinned, "It only happened once in a blue Moon."

Mino's eyes shone, "I'll come with you. Mahta has plenty of old stuffed animals, I can leave them on the moon."
Armis , "Yeah, we must travel to moon to find Aunt Glory's mop."
"Can I make "12 years a slave" on the moon? I love this movie," Tina asked, pointing at Uncle Sergey.

Uncle Larry glared at them, “No, I said we would never travel to the Moon. Look at Aunt Glory, maybe a meteorite will hit you.”
Parmis pursed her lips, “We don't scare easily, falling stars are everywhere."

Uncle Larry, “That's right. Then we travel to the moon when you would be as tall as Rocky.”
 
Rocky was about two meters in height; as Parmis compared her Mom's height with him, she burst into tears and run away. Parmis’s Mum glowered at Uncle Larry, "You made her cry."
Uncle Larry said, “I didn’t mean that. I tried to change her mind; she is too young to travel to the Moon.” 



 

Uncle Sergey asked Mr. Assistant, "Then where is your present?"
Mr. Assistant smiled proudly, "I presented a dozen GPS socks to Larry before midday."
Sergey's forehead wrinkled in a frown, "What's that?"
Mr. Assistant replied, "Oh, my new invention." 

A grin spread across GD's face, he came up to Larry and said happily, “Happy birthday Larry! 43 cartoons will be my present to you. Someday I will draw them, someday, so you have to be patient....Let me check my calendar... Mother's Day, Teacher's Day, Father's Day, Rio 2016 Olympics, another Olympics, summer, fall, Halloween, US election, thanksgiving, Xmas, New Year, winter, spring... oh, yes, they'll be ready next summer."  

Uncle Larry, “Don't hurry, you can draw them whenever you want, just draw me funny and lovely.” 
GD, “Fun? It’s not easy, but I’ll try.”










Writer, “Well, I hope to finish this story by the end of the summer.”
Uncle Larry, “Fall, isn’t it so soon? I prefer winter. I enjoy reading the long stories, and please delete that commercial for "Feech" from it."
Writer frowns, "But it..."
Uncle Larry, "Not buts."

Uncle Sergey, "I object, if she finishes your story until winter so when she will write my story?
 
Someone said, “Which story? you don't have any stories.”
Uncle Sergey turned his attention to that little girl with tear-stained cheeks and asked, "Why? just for we won't take you to the moon? Try and be friendlier to me, Parmis."
 
Parmis, “No, just for Aunt Gloria said she would have a surprise birthday party for you.”

Sergey and Gloria exchanged glances.
Gloria, "flowers, we must return home."
Sergey, "That's right, we must build a greenhouse there."
Gloria smiled, "Yes, we'll celebrate your birthday at the moon."
Sergey, "Awesome! and how about Rocky?"
Gloria, "Certainly my family will be there."

Sergey, “Great! but I think I’m too old to have a birthday party."
Uncle Larry laughed, "Poor Sergey! but there is no age limit for having a birthday party."









After that, the best part came; dinner, there were too many dishes to choose from-- deciding certainly wasn't easy, especially if one had just returned from the space. After a five-minute's indecision, Uncle Sergey selected a plate of spaghetti. Gloria preferred vegetarian dish. At the end of meal, they all had cake, ice-cream and Samanu as they were dancing in time to the music. 

The party continued until a quarter after 10 at night. Uncle Larry handed out party favors, Google Tablets, to the children in the spacecraft. Next, he sang his favorite song several times, his good performance brought the house down, as usual. Forty three seconds of Tina's video also had been shown three or four times. 

When Parmis shouted, "There's no food left, So Bye. Thanks for coming." the celebration finished and they all emptied out onto Google's garden. 

Uncle Larry asked Parmis, “Are you sure that the spacecraft won’t be explode right now? “ 
Parmis shrugged, “I don’t know.” 
Uncle Larry, “So who exploded the bridge?”  
Parmis, “Well, anyone could have exploded it, no one has accepted responsibility for the explosion so far.”


They came cross Rocky in the parking lot. Rocky was leaning against Uncle Sergey's car, holding a bowl of soup. He waved hello to Uncle Larry and ran forward. Rocky said, smiling, "Happy birthday Uncle Larry...I'm sorry about what happened... Alphabet soup just for you." 
Uncle Larry smiled back, "Wow! I love alphabet soup."




Uncle Sergey and Gloria were coming toward the auto as Rocky appeared. He said, grinning, "Mr Glass, look! The Rock hasn't been yet eaten away by the sea. Gloria permitted me to drive your car. " 
Uncle Sergey immediately run away, and Gloria laughed loudly. However, It worries me to think what may happen. 


The parking lot soon emptied as soon as it started to rain. Parmis was still thinking of travel, she asked her Mom, "Can tablets make me grow taller?"
 


Friday, August 12, 2016

روزنامه‌ی امروز



 تا دوســــتت دارم زمین آرام می‌ماند
پشت سرت آتش‌فشان هم رام می‌ماند

این جا به جز نقاشی آیینه حرفی نیست
تصـــــویر در رنگ و کمی ابهام می‌ماند

دلتنگی پـروانه‌ها را هم که برگردی
یک پیله می‌ریزد، و یک پیغام می‌ماند

متنی پر از لبیــــک‌های زنده‌ی وحشی
پروانه تا زنده‌ است در احرام می‌ماند

آتش که می‌گیرد تنت، اعجاز دلتنگی‌ست
تنها منــــــــــم، خاکستری که خام می‌ماند

                                      سروده‌ی اکرم گرگانی











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Thursday, June 23, 2016

I Am Nokhodi... Achoo!


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Uncle Larry sat down beneath a pretty apple tree, waiting for his assistant. As he was fed-up, he picked a red apple from the tree, and took a bite of apple. At that point the fourth marker was removed, and Mr. Assistant showed up.

The assistant patted Uncle Larry on the shoulder, and said,"You are a promising Uncle! What was the name of the story?"
Uncle Larry smiled at him, "Kadoo ghel ghele zan. It's Parmis's favorite story."
Mr. Assistant noticed a pink wrapping paper lying on the ground, "Did you get another birthday present?"
Uncle Larry took another bite of the apple, then pointed at the piggy bank, "Yes, now I have a piggy bank."

Minutes later, they crammed a red apple and the tank into the basket, and left the apple orchard for the next marker. They went straight until they reached a marvelous road; the maples lined both sides of the road, and the pathway was buried beneath the golden coins and reddish-purple sumac.

Mr. Assistant pointed at a phone booth standing at the corner of the street, "Oh Look, a telephone booth is over there! I bet that it's out of order." Suddenly the telephone began ringing. Uncle Larry said, "Can you answer it for me?"
Mr. Assistant asked, "Are you afraid? isn't it odd that you are afraid of the telephone?"
Uncle Larry knitted his brows, "No, I'm not afraid. Everyone knows that Larry never answers the telephone, his assistant does it."
The assistant's cheeks glowed with embarrassment. Uncle Larry added," The booth is locked, though."

Mr. Assistant approached the booth, and opened its glass door and went in. Uncle Larry's eyebrows were raised in surprise. As soon as Mr. Assistant moved his hand toward the telephone, it stopped ringing.

Mr. Assistant turned to Uncle Larry, "I'm sorry. In my view that was Parmis. There's no harm in calling her."
A wry smile crept over uncle Larry's face, "If I had a coin, I would call her."
Mr. Assistant said, grinning, "Take a look around, you have plenty of coins!"

Uncle Larry replied, smirking,"Not every flower can say love, but the rose did." He looked his assistant in the eye, "Mr. Assistant, Not every coin can fit this telephone, but Parmis's coin!"
---, "How, how can you find her coin among thousands of coins?"
Uncle Larry blinked at him, "It's no trouble at all, on the contrary, it's very easy.!"

Uncle Larry went off, he stood in middle of the street and stared at the coins. Mr. Assistant stared at him, too.
 First Uncle Larry sneezed loudly, "Achoo!" after that he shouted, "Yalla Sekeha, biyaid too delam" (= Golden coins, Come on, come into my stomach!) Then he kept opening his mouth as if he wanted to eat something.

Quick as a flash the whole of the coins vanished, but one. It was Parmis's coin. Mr. Assistant froze, his mouth dropping open. Uncle Larry closed his mouth, and picked up the coin. Mr. Assistant was still confused and puzzled.

Uncle Larry said, "Now I can call her." Mr. Assistant said nothing. Uncle Larry asked, "Are you okay?"
Mr. Assistant asked, "Where are the coins?"
Uncle Larry pointed at his stomach, "In here."
--, "Really?"
Uncle Larry laughed, "No, I was only joking. I don't know where they are, I only tried to be Nokhodi for a while."
--, "It is also a Persian story?"
Uncle Larry nodded, "Yes, Nokhodi is a little pea with magical powers. As he sneezes, his stomach grows so big that he is able to swallow everything in a moment."
Mr. Assistant laughed, "Oh, I see."

They went back to the booth. Uncle Larry dropped the coin into the slot. As he tried to dial the phone number, the door of the coin box flew open, and a paint brush as his birthday present fell out.

 The fifth marker wasn't any more. Uncle Larry took a deep breath, he was very happy that everything turned out all right.

A north wind began blowing, and a sumac storm arose. Uncle Larry walked fast up the road. Mr. Assistant dropped the coin into his basket and followed him.



Best Wishes
M.T☺







M.T

Thursday, April 17, 2014

در انتظار سوت قطار یارانه ها



" سارای من بخند ، که منهم جوان شوم
زیباترین ستاره ی این آســــــــمان شوم "
پارمیس جان ، تولدت مبارک


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" غمگین تر از یک آدم برفی ، که روی ریل ساخته باشند
در انتظار ســــوت قــــطارم با گریه ای شبیه لبـــــــــخند "
هیچ کسی دوست ندارد از این قطار پیاده شود

به جز استقلال که بهتر است درباره اش سکوت کنم ، حرف یارانه ها ، این روزها نقل هر مجلسی است ، راستی مقصد نهایی قطار یارانه ها کجاست ؟

" خسته و دلگیرمان کردند ، در قفس زنجیرمان کردند
از شراب زمانه هر وقت ، یک پیاله بیشــــتر خوردیم "
داستان یارانه ها از آن جا آغاز شد که دولت پیشین تصمیم گرفت ، یارانه ی حامل های انرژی را حذف کند و پول آن را نقد و به طور کاملاً عادلانه بین مردم تقسیم کند، آقای احمدی نژاد اعتقاد داشتند که مردم بهتر می توانند سرمایه شان را مدیریت کنند . ابتدا قرار بود که مبلغ 80 هزار تومان یا بیشتر به حساب هر ایرانی واریز شود . اقشار کم درآمد جامعه این ایده را پسندیدند ، به چند دلیل:

اول به دلیل توزیع ناعادلانه ی ثروت در ایران . برخلاف سایر کشورها که ثروتمندان به دولت کمک می کنند و طبقه ی بی بضاعت و ناتوان زیر چتر دولت هستند ، اینجا دولت حامی گروهی از ثروتمندان است ، گروهی که شایسته ی دریافت  انواع و اقسام تسهیلات  بانکی و غیر بانکی هستند . این عزیزان خون آشام نه تنها باری از دوش دولت و ملت برنمی دارند ، بلکه با رانت خواری ، احتکار ، تبانی و باند بازی ، برهم زدن تعادل بازار و ... ملت را به خاک سیاه می نشانند و بر ثروت قارونیشان می افزایند. البته مقابل این طبقه ی خون آشام ثروتمندان با غیرت و میهن دوستی هم هستند که برای تولید و عرضه محصولاتشان با هزار و یک مشکل دست و پنجه نرم می کنند، و گاهی زیر این فشارها از پا در می آیند، قید کار تولیدی را می زنند و فرار را بر قرار ترجیح می دهند.

دوم  این که یارانه غیر نقدی یعنی : صف های طولانی در گرمای داغ تابستان و سرمای تلخ زمستان ، دعوا و کتک کاری ، انتظار و اتلاف وقت ، سرزدن به چند فروشگاه برای دریافت یک حلب روغن ، کیفیت نامطلوب بعضی کالاها، دریافت کالاهایی که دوست نداری یا مورد نیازت نیست . در یک کلام یارانه ی غیر نقدی یعنی دردسر و چه کسی دردسر را دوست دارد ؟
سوم این که : بسیاری از مردم گمان می کردند با دریافت یارانه ی نقدی و صرفه جویی در مصرف انرژی می توانند برای آینده خودشان و فرزندانشان پس انداز کنند و در انتظار طلوع روزهای خوش آینده بنشینند.
و البته دلایل دیگر که در این فرصت کوتاه ، مجالی برای بحث درباره ی آنها نیست.
اما کارشناسان اقتصادی روی خوشی به این طرح نشان ندادند و می گفتند که طرحی شکست خورده است و با افزایش نقدینگی ،حاصلی جز تورم بیشتر ندارد.

با وجود همه ی تردیدها ، کشمکش ها و مخالفت ها ، فرم ها تکمیل شد و بررسی آنها چند سال طول کشید ، تا سرانجام یارانه ی نقدی نصف مبلغ وعده داده شده به حساب ایرانیان واریز شد.
خاطرات ماههای نخستین واریز یارانه ها هم فراموش نشدنی و جالب توجه بود ، جلوی دستگاههای کارت خوان صف طولانی مشتاقان دریافت یارانه تماشایی بود .


" در خیال پر زدن یک عمر ، بر تن دیوار و در خوردیم
قفل درگاهی اگر وا شد ، ما به پای بسته برخوردیم "
البته پیش بینی کارشناسان درست بود و تورم چند برابر شد ، از طرفی تحریم های گسترده ی دولت آمریکا رویای شیرین ملت ایران را به تلی از خاکستر تبدیل کرد، مردم نه تنها پولی نیندوختند و ثروتمند نشدند ، بلکه مجبور شدند برای گذران زندگی از بعضی از نیازهای اصلیشان نیز چشم پوشی کنند.
با روی کار آمدن دولت جدید ، بحث بودن یا نبودن یارانه ها ، دوباره بر سر زبانها افتاد ، اگر چه آقای روحانی در مناظرات انتخاباتی حرفی از حذف یارانه ها نزده بودند ، اما در اولین ماههای پس از انتخابات از طبقه ی مرفه تقاضا کردند ، که داوطلبانه از دریافت یارانه انصراف دهند ، وقتی کسی پا پیش نگذاشت ، به ناچار دولت خودش دست به کار شد
دوباره فرم و  ثبت نام ، دوباره انتظار ، دوباره دلشوره و اضطراب : آیا این همه هزینه دوباره لازم است ؟ 


" نقطه سر خط  بازی بی قاعده پایان یافت
حالا غــــزلی دارم در حســــــــرت سارا من "

اینک ماییم و قطار یارانه ها و هزار پرسش بی پاسخ ، چه کسانی این بار مسافران این قطار خواهند شد؟ ایستگاه بعدی کجاست ؟ آیا قطار ابدی است ؟ چرا به جای حذف یارانه ها به حذف تحریم ها فکر نمی کنیم ؟ و ....






" تو نیستی که ببینی بدون چــــــشمانت
دریچـــــه های نگاهم چه انگ ها خوردند "

سه شنبه ی این هفته روز خوشی برای دوستداران گوگل شیشه ای بود، برای نخستین بار هر کسی می توانست عینک گوگل را بخرد.





"اگر چه غیر من و تو پـــــرنده پر دارد
که گفته است که از آسمان خبر دارد ؟"

تولدت مبارک فری ایبوک
            
این هفته هشتمین سالگرد تولد فری ایبوک ، کتابخانه ی مورد علاقه ی من و بزرگترین سایت دانلود کتاب های الکترونیکی بود . برای همین یک کتاب از فری ایبوک معرفی می کنم

کتاب بزرگ نکته ها بهترین کتاب برای خانم ها و آقایان در هر سن و سالی است . این کتاب سرشار از نکته های باریک تر از مو  و ایده های جالب در تمام زمینه هاست ، مثل : زیبایی ، پس انداز پول ، رژیم ، بارداری ، زندگی طولانی تر ، ورزش ، گلف ، بولینگ ، باغبانی ، عکاسی ، پرورش گیاهان ، مراقبت از کودکان ، مصاحبه ، بدنسازی ، نگهداری سگ ها ، گربه ها ، موهای زیبا و... می توانید این کتاب را از فری ایبوک دانلود کنید

اولین کاری که بهتر است هر صبح انجام دهید
هر صبح پس از بیدار شدن از خواب ، یک لیوان آب بنوشید و تکه ای از میوه ی محبوبتان را میل کنید . به این ترتیب پوستتان رطوبش را حفظ کرده و شاداب و درخشنده باقی می ماند . همچنین به کاهش وزن شما نیز کمک می کند

 پیشگیری از موهای خاکستری
استفاده از روغن ها مانع از خاکستری شدن موهایتان می شود ، بهتر است چند قطره روغن رز ماری به آن بیفزایید. همچنین خوردن یک قاشق چای خوری ترشی برگ کاری حداقل یک بار در روز سلولهای تشکیل دهنده ی مو را تقویت می کند و به زیبایی آن می افزاید

خواب کافی
برای داشتن پوستی زیبا و شاداب حداقل 7 تا 8 ساعت در شب بخوابید. با 10 ساعت خواب شبانه پوستتان به بالاترین حد زیبایی خواهد رسید
خام خواری
غذاهای خام سرشار از ویتامین ها ، آنزیم ها و مواد مغذی مورد نیاز بدن هستند . تحقیقات نشان می دهند که مواد غذایی خام در کاهش چین و چروک و لکه های پوستی ناشی از افزایش سن تأثیر فوق العاده ای دارند



" ناگزیر از ماندن ، اما نه ! ما اگر ســـــقراط هم بودیم
عاقبت یک روز می گفتند : شوکران را بی خبر خوردیم "

کارتان را رها کنید و 5000 دلار جایزه بگیرید
این طرح جدید جف بزوس برای غربالگیری کارگران مشتاق آمازون است. این هفته پستی درباره ی تاریخچه ی آمازون ، مشتری مداری و نوآوریهایش داشتیم  و اینک یک نوآوری دیگر از آمازون برای ارائه خدمات بهتر به مشتریان. آمازون کارمندانی را دوست دارد که عاشق کارشان باشند.

جف بزوس می گوید : « ما امیدواریم که آن ها این پیشنهاد را نپذیرند ، و در کارشان باقی بمانند . هدف از این پیشنهاد تشویق مردم به تأمل درباره ی آن چه واقعاً می خواهند در بلند مدت انجام دهند است . " این برنامه با 2000 دلار در سال اول شروع می شود و هر سال 1000 دلار به آن افزوده می شود تا در نهایت به 5000 دلار برسد . جف بزوس اعتقاد دارد که ماندن کارمندی که دلبسته ی کارش نیست ،برای شرکت و سایر کارمندان زیان آور است.

"بهار بی تو در این خانه گـــل نخواهد داد
هوای عطر تو دیوانه کرده است گلدان را "

آخر هفته ی خوبی داشته باشید
                                                                                       M.T
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زمانی که به عمق و ریشه ی واژه ی کامیابی می رسی ، مفهومش بازنایستادن است
                                                                      دابلیو بنکل

M.T

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